friday got chat up by the most boring guy on earth ever. was from new york which put me off ever going there. He drank wine and was in town on a conference about culture. lah dee dah. He also looked like such a man too, like a real man with one of those shadow things on his face. grosse.

then went to zhivago's where a guy asked me if I minded if he went to sleep on my breast.

Saturday sat down next to a guy who looked EXACTLY like con the fruiterer
‘HEY DAVID! didn’t you say the strip poker is starting now?
‘im gunna lose all my money now cos I wont be lookin at my cards, I’ll be looking at you honey’
‘ive got the nuts, you like seeing the nuts don’t ya darlin’

yesterday I mourned over my lack of attraction to girls.