Why?

i had a medical today

why are urine canisters so small? aiming, shooting, stopping the flow and re adjusting is not easy. As a woman it is just simply impossible to get urine into the canister without getting your hands involved. Also in attempt to be able to provide a sample, i resisted the temptation to void for a good part afternoon because in past experiences i've found myself sitting on the toilet thinking cmon tanya you can do it.... but this time the volume was too large and i couldn't stop the flow and i had to pull the canister away in turn leaving spillage on the sides. so i wiped it with toilet paper, i mean lets face it my hands were already fucked but then i gave it to the physician and she just picked it up with her bare hands. grosse.

why is my left side so useless? i found out my left eye can only read half the eye chart whereas my right eye blitzed the whole chart. My left hand is a lot weaker than my right, i guess cos im right handed, but my right ear could hear more too.

why did she make me to squat and walk like a duck? i have a feeling this might have been for her own personal amusement.

why is greenhill rd the only road in adelaide where pretty much every building has an underground car park?