ok so there is this old tale once told, that a woman was in the toilets of the exeter and there was a long line and so instead of waiting for the toilet for a few more minutes, she did it in the basinette in front of everyone...i'm not sure who actually saw this with their own eyes but i had a feeling at the time that it was a 'my friend's bofriend's sister etc' story (my fucking Y on m keyboard doesnt work ver well). So anyway the other night i was at the exeter and as i got up to go to the ladies we were discussing this ver stor between us. when i got to the ladies there was a line and this complete shazza began saying to another shazza " i hate how people take 10 minutes in the toilet, what the hell could they be doing in there for so long, you pull your pants down, you wee and then you pull them up again, you know once i was in here i was busting and i peed in there" and she pointed to the basinette i was leaning on, as she gestured i instinctively moved...wh i was leaning on it in the first place? i dunno, seems i had momentarily forgotten the tale until i was quickl reminded again. But anywa what a coincidence...now i know it really did happen. what are the chances they are 2 unrelated stories?...maybe the basinette at the exeter is reknowned for being used as a toilet.
also i struggle to find an urban slang word for 'good' that i am comfortable with...
i think i might start using 'super'
all of my words for 'not ver good' are politically incorrect and ive decided to use 'mental' instead, at least most mental people think their sane and therefore i wont offend.
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'Tops' is optimal for good, so is 'nice', 'solid', 'wicked', 'splendid', and the oldee chessnut of mine 'Terriffic' but you have to say it Terrrrrrrrr-IF-ick so the ter goes longer and the if is 'WELL' heard and the end MUST crack with the 'FICK'.
If you practice it will be terriffic!
Goodday sir, ehh... ahhh solid!
'Fantastic' is a great word too! Much like anon's Terrrrrrrrr-IF-ick. You really gotta emphasise the 'TAs'. FaanTAstic.
Have a fanTAstic evening. What the hell, that bread tastes fanTAstic! The fanTAstic answer to you incredulous question is ..... Ok, so maybe you wouldn't talk like that last one there....
Uber, or Rad, are very in these days.
I too think I am sane, sometimes.
Good too see another post, finally.
Yes rule the world with beef and enjoy those vegies cause soon we will come to an end ....BANG is all we will hear when it happens then nothing but ABBA forever....
The Unicorns wisdom
Whenever I'm out, I just hold on. The lines for the toilet are always too long. Then there's usually one toilet that doesn't work anyway, and I always end up with that one!
Well I was the Cumberland other weekend and a guy decided to take a dump in the basin.
Security took care of him rather quickly after that.
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