bit of a woopsy kind of day today

It starts off with me scraping the corner of the house with my car. I hear the noise and i stop. My car is touching the house.
At this point I have 2 alternatives for getting my car out of this situation
1. I keep driving backwards, making the scratch on my car even larger
2. I drive forwards and re scrape my car (but only over the original scrape) and hit a conveniently placed pot plant

I chose alternative 2. The pot plant left no damage to my car and itself. The house has a red mark on it and my car has a white stripe. NOTE: Before scraping my car, I was avoiding hitting the pot plant at the front end and thought i had cleared the back end, obviously not. If i had my time again i would have gone the pot plant.

I go to work and I move a couple of files from and to the Y: drive. Now noone can save the files. I hear that the Sys admin is bitching about me she is saying that if you move files from the y: drive you corrupt them unless you do it from the server. Surely this cant be right. NOTE: sys admin is a bitch.

I get home and tell my mum about the car.

t: i scraped the house with my car this morning
v: where?
t: there
t: i'm not parking my car there anymore it's too tight
v: yes tahn-i-a i give you 10% for effort
v: 100% for effort
t: what tha? (inner monologue)
t: who put that bloody pot plant there
v: where?
t: there
t: isn't it tight enough as it is?

Dad gets home and i tell him about my car
t: dad i scraped the house with my car
g: oh no not again! you scraped who?
t: the house (i show him the red mark on the house)
he looks at the car and says
g: i'll have to pick up some paint on the weekend
t: what? joe's panel beating service
g: well i dont know tanya go and get a quote
t: grayte