Seriously I cant handle walking in and hearing the big bunch of cocks i work with go on about how much of a dickhead merlin is.

I think taking off the tape to answer a questions like "who was your favourite person in the big brother house?" demeans a statement like "free the refugees" and apparently that makes me some sort of freak.

cock number 1, "tanya i cant believe this, i dont know one person who thinks that way"
cock number 2, "he's a total dickhead! but we better stop talking about it cos TAN-ya likes him...pfft"
tanya's inner monologue, "fuck off and get out of my face you big bunch of retarded fucko's"
tanya's response, "so who's up for eviction this week?"

has anyone found that other planet yet? i'd like to go there now. No cocks allowed.