MANY FUNNY THINGS
It was my dad's birthday and i had to buy a card and i thought i would buy one of those funny ones. I bought one with a dog with a bag on his head. On the inside it said "No use trying to hide it, you're another year older". HAHA! my sides are splitting however i thought it was better than the one that said (on the front): Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus and farts are from......(on the inside): UR-ANUS!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

I went to west lakes to get Carolyne a housewarming gift and I was thinking of buying a little espresso coffee maker so I rang James and asked him if Carolyne likes coffee. James said "doesn't everyone like coffee?". James then hung up and called Carolyne to see if she wanted to go out for a coffee and she said "I dont like coffee".

the guy at work told me a joke today that he thought was hilarious "Three aboriginals in a car the mum, the dad and the kid. Who is driving?" ANSWER: "No-one. (laugh laugh) The copper is driving (laugh, laugh)"

yup

Biggs says:
well, she's been married and divorced
Hey careful man .. says:
oh really
Hey careful man .. says:
that is dirt
Biggs says:
arranged marriage
Hey careful man .. says:
bull
Tani_G says:
do i become a babe if i wear a linux t shirt?
Biggs says:
her parents are members of a cult

Biggs says:
oi nai, got some good dirt on linux girl today. v solid.....

CODING WITH NAISMITH
naismith taught me how to do this:
Sub Macro1()
Dim row As Integer
Dim d As Integer
'Sheets("sheet1").Cells(row, col) = 123

For i = 1 To 65
For j = 1 To 10
Sheets("Sheet2").Cells(i, j) = Sheets("sheet1").Cells(d + 1, 1)
d = d + 1
Next j
Next i
End Sub

this is what it all means:
Sub Macro1()
Dim row As Integer - doesn't need to be here
Dim d As Integer - declare d as an integer
'Sheets("sheet1").Cells(row, col) = 123 -not sure

For i = 1 To 65 -loop variable i thru values 1 to 65
For j = 1 To 10 -loop variable j thru values 1 to 10
Sheets("Sheet2").Cells(i, j) = Sheets("sheet1").Cells(d + 1, 1)
d = d + 1 -this bit kinda means that you wanna move down one after ever cycle
Next j -this means move to the next j loop
Next i -this means move to the next i loop
End Sub

Hey careful man .. says:
do yu know what a variable is ?
Tani_G says:
a number that changes
Tani_G says:
thats what it is in science - a parameter that changes
Hey careful man .. says:
yer but when programming think of it has a location in memory
Hey careful man .. says:
the computer needs to know how much space (or memory) to allocate to that variable
Hey careful man .. says:
so yu say its an integer
Hey careful man .. says:
it could be a floating point number (ie a 1.2 1.3)
Hey careful man .. says:
or a string

yah i get it.

have to post to view changes to my template
design fault design fault

ROBBIE KEANE GETS REVENGE
Robbie Keane ( the new Tottenham gun recruit) scored one of the best goals ever on the weekend against Leeds. Admittedly I haven't seen the goal yet but i bet it was good and i was told it was good. I just want to say how happy i am about this. Leeds can go stuff themselves as far as I'm concerned, what good is Viduka on the bench? What good is Robbie Keane when he plays for Tottenham? what good is an injured Liverpool has-been? What good is Venebles? And who gives a rats about Harry Kewell?

At least the crows would never be so stupid!

THE QUESTIONS I NEED ANSWERED IN LIFE
Why does Real Player always want to play you something?
Why do linux users blame linux defficiencies on windows?

I THINK MY PARENTS ARE BITCHING ABOUT ME
these are things i heard from their conversation
g: "sempre la, sempre la"
translation: always there, always there
what i think this means (wittm): always on the internet, always on the internet

v: "la luca appiciatta sempre"
trans: the light is always on
wittm: she always leaves the light on in her room

v: non si mova mai
trans: doesn't move ever
wittm: she is lazy

g: la machina sempre cosi
trans: the car is always like that
wittm: she never washes her car

but maybe i'm just paranoid