Friday, October 28, 2005

i went to see jackson tonight. I honestly thought to myself if there was ever a time i was going to grow a maternal bone in my body it would be after seeing t's baby j, but it didn't happen. i felt nothing, it was looking at one of those dolls that kinda look real and a bit freaky. Then i was horrified, the kid fed on t's breast for an hour before retiring, and just as i was thinking jees the boy can drink, t announces that he 'didn't have much of a feed'. How long does it take? forget life.

also i dont get why people pull ugly faces at little kids to get them to laugh...what purpose does this serve in human development? we must laugh at ugly people. hmm valid maybe.

anyway in other news i arrived in my office this morning to find hundreds of business cards with my name on them...ha ha ha what a joke, i have no public contact, hence im taking suggestions on how to put them to good use.

Monday, October 24, 2005

Yay to my dear friend who just had a lil boy and called him 'Jackson Maurice'. What a name….sometimes you can shape a childs future with a name…Albert Hammond Junior, that guy was always gunna be a rock star. Some parents have a lot to answer for.

but if you wanna cryptic message...here's one for chad

you suck!!!

Sunday, October 23, 2005

well thank fuck that's over with...anyone for a beer?