inspection

grayte been told we have an inspection next week, our backyard is in need a major make-over. In summer the grass didn't grow, i never went out there when it started to get cold but when nai asked me to collect some fire wood the other night it had grown quite a bit. It's looking a bit like a jungle out there. Also we have some sort of fruit squished all over our drive-way. I'm not sure what they are, jon thinks they are called vagionas phonetically similar to a part of a woman's anatomy...i dont know?? my mum thinks vagolla?? Last time our next door neighbour swept them all up for us...how good is our neighbour?? On the day we moved in, he put witches cones out on the road in front of the house so noone could park there enabling us to park our removalist vehicle there. Hoh he even likes our music!!..well when asked if the band was annoying he said no, my young daughter loves it....perhaps we should join felix and target a new audience.

anyway back to the inspection...nai and jon - what is a man's task? personally i think if men cant mow the lawn and take care of a few vagoinas then what are they good for?

we were audited by an external body today. he said the company's internal auditor was extremely *i repeat* extremely comprehensive.

h-yep. i swear he wasn't a toss pot either... a very nice man actually, but that may just give me a license to dick around for at least a while.

right that's it i've made a month of june resolution

going to go the cold turkey on alcohol
i think i can do this, might have to stop going out though

reducing coffee intake from 5 cups a day to 2
this is going to be a lot harder, going cold turkey on coffee would be absolutely impossible but i've only had 1 cup today and i haven't got a headache yet.

I refuse to beleive that i can be addicted to anything

"the world at large"

the song makes me extremely sad in a very nice way