jobs for wankers

if you are a wanker and you want a job, try applying at the following places

-officeworks (wanker ratio so far 4:1)
-murrays pest control (3:1)
-mettler toledo (1:0) -suspected but unproven wanker territory

I've been assigned to Howard the Coward
http://howardthecoward.blogspot.com/2004/08/tanyas-tasks.html

i get to wriote a song like rock 'n' roll mcdonald but instead the lyrics need to be more like howard the coward

Sweet!!

Met up with g on Friday night…he kinda called me and asked me out which was a bit exciting, it was my first real phone call from g and in a way my first real outing with him, prior to that it was strictly sms and occassionally seeing him at a pub or a club. So anyway there I was thinking we’ll probably go to places like maybe shotz, enigma bar, possibly grace, supermild…nup wrong. the Church and Red Square and vaguely remember trying to go to the Mansions Tavern too….It was retarded but at the same time quite hilarious. particularly the church cos the up late big brother guy was on stage with a mic going “which girls here have shagged farrrrryzzieeeeeeeeeeee?, ”does anyone think monica’s a sluuuuuuuuut?”, crowd response “YAAAAAH!!!!”.

g and I were on this podium thing dancing to some really fucked up music and b (friend of g) was up the front looking like some sort of monkey that had just escaped from the zoo. I don’t remember much of red square but I remember it looked fairly dodgy inside, really, really black and really, really dark and i remember some chick who was a bit of a shazza trying to pick me up, I think she was wearing bubblegum jeans and f-me boot.

Anyway I must say it is refreshing to go out with a couple of guys who like to dance, what is wrong with all you boys? bar rk, oh and james and biggsy.