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3 little birds are back!

3 birds: a blue, yellow and pink bird sit and shit in a nest. For 8 months fair to say they all did their share of cleaning up each others shit. Getting pedantic, the on occasions jobs went like this, the pink bird - only one to clean the western corner (dirtiest bit), the blue bird - only one to cut the twigs when they over-grew (a job no bird ever wants to do) and the yellow bird - only bird to clean the eastern corner. The norths and souths - shared equally. fair enough. In that 8 months the blue and pink bird on a number of occasions asked to have a system where each bird clean their own shit as it was done so shit didn’t pile up..... but that never happened.

Yellow bird goes away to another nest where the nest and it’s equivalent western corner is cleaned more often. When yellow bird returns to a very clean home nest, yellow bird declares that the blue and pink birds are in fact pigs for having lived in a nest where the western corner is not cleaned often enough, and he is a clean yellow bird cos he has been living in a place where other birds happily clean the western corner equivalent for him.

The yellow bird puts in a regime; blue bird cleans blue shit, the pink bird cleans pink shit and yellow bird cleans yellow shit immediately and a roster for each bird to take turns in cleaning the western corner. Despite attempts by the pink and blue bird to do this earlier, all birds happily abide the regime.

The blue and pink birds now graced with a patronising bi-weekly reminder from the yellow bird that they are not birds but in fact pigs and if they want to become clean little birds like little yellow birds, they should stick to the new rules.

What do you think the pink bird said to the yellow bird?
a) get stuffed, b) get stuffed or c) get stuffed