Thursday, April 14, 2005

i spotted maybe 2 mild cocks which isn't bad....not to mention g's ex-girlfriend who stares at me frequently. I guess I stare back…ugh competition is such an ugly feeling, I’m planning on not partaking in it next time. Next time.

Anyway the performer on the night, ken stringfellow used my piano which is the main reason i went. The piano sounded really good, he was a really good musician too which made my piano sound a lot better than say, when I play it.

He was pretty funny too, making up a song about wanting to score some drugs in the tune of dancing queen on the spot, and sang it to a girl who he claimed was dressed like agnita from ABBA.

Its amazing to watch someone who just ‘knows’ how to play any given song…without ever having learnt it or played it before but they can, on the spot, know which chord is next.

Without the hilarity I’m reasonably sure I would have been bored tho. I must admit i struggle with solo performers, well not so much solo performers, new buffalo was great! But those who insist on using no back up, just one man and his instrument. buskers on rundle mall always come to mind …And I cant help but sit there and imagine where the bass and drums should enter, but they never do and its just very unsatisfying. Even handclaps provided by the crowd in one song improved the arrangement somewhat..

Yah so that’s it

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

oh gheyness i just accidentally deleted a post..
quick run down goes like this, there is a direct correlation between bands and cocks... the better the band the more cocks around

basically

and it's likely i will be faced with it this evening

value

in poker you hear the word value a lot... ie betting for value, calling for value etc. I'm pretty sure i've just spotted some here https://secure.cardplayer.com/shop/product_info.php?products_id=187 hoh! for only $9.95 you get a book that not only teaches you how to play poker but also teaches you how to use being a girl to your advantage in taking home the chips BUT WAIT THERE"S MORE!!!! girls it also teaches you how to 'pick up' at the table and this time i'm not talkin about chips. wink wink. eeehh!!

Once i've read this book, i'll be leaving matchroom with the $500 prize plus one of those spunks.. oo-ee!!