i really hate looking for birthday cards...i cant choose and they're generally not funny.
in 2 days time my boyfriend is gunna be a year older and so i went on my way to find him a birthday card. This took approximately 50 minutes

i couldnt beleive it, i found one that made me laugh alot, it went

you have a great bum....(open card)
OH MY GOD THAT'S YOUR FACE!!!
I thought it was your bum
happy birthday

course it wasn't appropriate cos i'd never go out with a guy who looks like a bum.

so i eventually selected a card..then i went to the shopping mall and put $2 in the $1 hole in the trolley which means i couldn't remove the $2 piece, i couldn't get the trolley out cos a $2 in the $1 hole wont unlock the latch, and all the other trolleys were stuck behind the trolley that couldn't be removed. blonde story number 1.

blonde story number 2- before i stuck the $2 in the $1 trolley hole, i put the card that i bought at the newsagent in that trolley...and after the $2 in the $1 hole debacle i forgot about the card and left it in the trolley. I did my shopping and was almost home when i realised i didnt have the card anymore, so i drove back to the shops to find the trolley with the card in it but was unable to, while i was doing that i saw andy YUCK! anyway so now i was completely grossed out and cardless so i went back to the news agent to re-buy the same card. and guess what. i had bought the last card the first time, so i had to pick out a god damn new one. and when i went to the counter, the lady said to me "back again?" grrrrrr