The backyard abortion story still haunts me I must admit. She was afraid of what her husband would do to her and opted for a backyard abortion instead? Call me weird but I cant think of anything worse than a backyard abortion and tend to think that burning alive would be slightly more pleasant. Why the hell was she married to a guy that could do more harm than a backyard ab?? It’s a tale of absolute stupidity and I cant get that damn picture outta my head. I blame stupid people! And an intelligent person like myself would definitely choose option a, at least i could pretend i were part of a thriller movie or something.

Anyway enough of that, I’ve probably made tilda fold herself into a ball in the corner and cry…sorry. In more pleasant news and speaking of tilda, she is moving in tonight!! Yay!! And this marks an occasion! ie for my whole house sharing experience which is all of 2 and a bit years (sad), I have never lived with a girl.. and boys are good to live with but ya know. Anyway we have already established some major benefits of this move eg a dual cupboard system, side by side online poker, cheap taxi fares, cheaper rent, pheromone synchronisation, knitting club… ok so there really is no real benefit to pheromone synchronisation I just wrote that to gross the guys out. Go girl power!

Thanks to maja and james who have made the very attractive offer of looking after taki while my parents go to Italy for 3 months…I’m still thinking about it because taki will be freaked out by stranger danger as well as strange house danger but on the bright side tilda will be saved from looking like a puffy fish.

I’ve had a good week!! And am in anticipation for this weekend…although I’m a little scared too, I’m going to a housewarming party where there are allegedly going to be lots of ‘jerks’! Honestly, who uses the word ‘jerk’? Not me, I prefer the terms cocks, wankers, tossers or my personal favourite – knobheads.

I got a new laptop last night from McDonalds. It was the burger, fries, coke and laptop combo all for $955. I’m not kidding. Ok so it was second hand and the guy who sold it to me worked at McDonalds..very funny doing an exchange of that kinda money in mcdonalds. Unfortunately he wanted us to wait 20 minutes for his break and unfortunately I was starving and unfortunately I had to buy a cheeseburger meal and unfortunately I had to eat it….ugh!

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I went to see dig last night a movie about the Dandy Warhols and the Brian Jonestown Massacre. I thought it was good, although maybe it coulda been better. I think it coulda really exploited the crap side of record companies but maybe that wasn't the point, it actually made them look like poor souls having to deal with a bunch of wankers all the time. The singer in the brian jonestown massacre is a fruit loop...the tambourine player is hilarious. the dandy warhols come across as pretentious wankers...but that only enhanced what i already thought of them. Courtney Taylor Taylor is really hot but he's such a dick! and whats with the Taylor Taylor bit. Obviously his parents are a bunch of wankers too. Anyway I think 'the brian jonestown massacre' is one of the best names i've heard for a band and possibly better than the name 'giants of science' - what an anti-climax that name turned out to be... it doesn't say metal to me.